Wednesday, July 21, 2021

To the Real Child Whose Real Parents Named Him: Whiskey

I hope your siblings are named Rum and Tequila
and not Ruth and Timmy
I hope your Mom wasn't trying to name you
after your Dad
I hope the kids in your grade school
had no concept of Whiskey as a noun

I hope you're not related to the baby named Hashtag
I hope you both know you can change your name
I hope you do
I hope you don't

I hope you love your name 
I hope it isn't Bobert Baratheon Catastrophe
I hope it is
I hope you're the first of many
I hope I live long enough to meet
Whiskey Bobert Baratheon Catastrophe the fifth
I hope people never stop asking you if it's ey or y
and when they do, 
I hope you say it's neat with a beer back



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